Long time no chat. This has been a weird week. It’s been a… “ugh I don’t want to get out of bed and do the things because I barely feel like a human being” kind of week. A running on fumes, nothing left in the tank week.
But today’s Friday which means it’s done and we made it! (Group high fives). Once I make it to Friday, no matter how hard the week has been, I forget everything and I’m all:
Because I haven’t blogged all week, I thought I would catch you up on my wildly exciting existence that I know you’ve been dying to hear about.
I started the week how I start most days now. Walking into the boy’s bedroom and just getting hit in the face by the most horrific smell it will make your eyes water. But they’re SO happy to see me that it just instantly puts me in a state of confusion between horror and adoration.
I learned I’m not a huge fan of cashew milk. Listen, I’m hard on the plant based milk train right now. I don’t know how I got on but I’m all in on this venture. Oat milk is the current front runner.
I spilled red wine on the carpet. Or, more accurately, one of my children threw a full glass of wine onto the carpet so hard that it showered the living room in red wine.
I got really into this guy on YouTube:
Watched the most recent episodes of Masterchef. I have a lot of opinions about Masterchef since Derek and I are Gord’s #1 fans. If you get on Masterchef and you don’t know how to break down a chicken, honestly, get lost. It brings back PTSD for me from that guy who made it onto the show and had never made whipped cream before. HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!
Read a solid 3 pages from a book I’ve been trying to read for about 4 months now. So at this rate I should be done by the time our children are about 10 years old. This is the book (if you care): “The Word is Murder” by Anthony Horowitz. The good news is that I’ll probably have to re-read those three pages when I pick the book back up again 3 weeks from now.
Washed 1/4 of my floor before I got distracted, forgot I was washing the floor, then later in the day tripped over the mop bucket and spilled the water everywhere.
Washed my hair AND shaved my legs. I should be getting my call from Victoria’s Secret to be an angel anytime now.
Had group therapy with my Mama buddy, one thing that truly keeps me sane so I don’t do this:
So, that was my week’s highlight reel! Maybe next time I’ll have something of value to say.